There’s my girl.
I have not seen her since Friday.
After my third attempt to cuddle the kitty, she gave me a look as if to say, “Look bitch, put me down. You’ve been good to me so you get a warning. Pick me up again and I’ll strangle you with your own portrait wire over there.”
Oh really kitty.
Oh really!
You are my seven day lord and master, kitty-cat. Forgive me. I’m sorry.
I really have become this cat’s bitch.
(Sigh)
Now I have to be a severe fucking asshole to someone else just to balance the universe.
Bye kitty. Until next time.
That’s my kitty 😈
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