Sexploits of Doom!

What’s that? 

You want to get together and talk about a budget for my short reel about Tabatha and her Sexploits of doom? 

First things first....

There’s a neighborhood stray kitty I need to rescue. I think about her night and day. I used to love rain but not anymore. Not with this kitty out there. The owner of my building hates animals so much he has the apartments unnecessarily sprayed for bugs every 3 months. I’ve never seen a bug in my apartment. Not one. He just does it so if anyone harbors a pet, the poison will kill it. Who hates animals that much?? I need to move. 

There’s been rain and howling wind for the past 24 hours plus. 

Poor stray kitty. I miss her. I look for her every day with food, water, and lots of love. 

Anyway

I used to think Lady GaGa and Jamie Lee Curtis, were both men. I’m confused for male all the time too, even after I had my penis removed.

Joking

It’s still there

Noooo

Joking

Or am I? Want to find out? 

Dearest Jaume Collet-Serra, or James Wan, or M Night Shyamalan...

Oh hi! Hello. How you doin’?

Look, it’s weird. It even freaks me out sometimes. I don’t know what happened. I think it’s aliens. Or maybe I really did sell my soul to the devil. If you think about it, there’s at least 14 years in Los Angeles I can’t account for with any certainty. But not only am I still not aging normally (other than my hair turning grey) I’m still freaky strong even at 50. No doubt I’m breaking down, particularly in my right arm and left knee, but I still get the job done.

You guys make freaky movies.

I’m a freak. 

(Call me)