Being distracted is all I can afford right now.
Last night, and a few nights before, I met this very nice, very attractive couple.
"Oh that's not my boyfriend, that's my dad." She said. And refered to him as "dad" from that point on.
Wait. That's your dad?! Diiiiilf.
I got the feeling she may have mentioned something to him after the third time he winked and smiled at me. Wow.
"My dad leaves for England tomorrow [today] but I'm around." She said.
Girl, I would love to be friends with you. You're sweet, charming, and a real breath of fresh air. But I want to have sex with your dad, so...
Awkward.
Thank you for the distraction. Much appreciated!
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