Dogs

Observation. Two scenarios I witnessed over the past two weeks.

MAN and MAN

Man's dog runs into another man's front yard.

Dog owner: "I'm sorry! My dog likes your yard!"

The two men laugh.

Homeowner: "I like your dog!"

Dog owner: "My dog likes you!"

The two men laugh. Numbers are swapped. Connection made.

MAN and WOMAN

Man's dog ran into a woman's front yard.

Dog owner: "Hey Sorry about that! She's just full of energy this morning!"

Homeowner: "Your dog didn't take a dump in my front yard did it?!"

Dog owner: "What? No. She just ran into it. Sorry."

Homeowner: "Your dog needs to be on a leash!"

Then the woman turned her back and went into her house.