News flash: In the last three weeks, total sexual encounters, ZERO. Not for lack of trying.
I don't know if men are aware of this but, we're not girl friends. I'm not going to write you 3 page text messages about myself or the kind of day I'm having, and we're not going to do laundry together at my parents house.
And,
Apparently girls who like sex is HBO reality TV worthy.
Really HBO? Really?
Really?
Well,
Let's see,
The last "lifestyle" guy I briefly chat to hook up with, turned out to be one of you clowns! Undercover reporting!
The reality is, for you reality TV people, you're about 10 years too late. You should have talked to me 10 years ago. Back when I dated couples, even. Before the teary drunk dramatic break ups in my living room. Before the naked wife threw a full glasses of wine at the photo of my friends and I during summer break 2005, because her "idiot husband" bought her a vaccum cleaner for her birthday... 5 years ago.
So if single girls masturbating 4 times a day to porn, is reality TV worthy, I'll be more than happy to direct you to the porn sex I used to have.
In the meantime,
The only thing I now truly care about,
On my day off,
What time is the Kings game on?
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