"Pepper your McAngus!"

Back a blog page or two ago, I mentioned looking for a White Castle, Reddit. I found better. "Shalene" from McDonalds. I wanted a White Castle employee because I grew up on White Castle, had some amusing questions sparked by a conversation with friends. I didn't find a White Castle Reddit, maybe one day, but I did read the McDonalds Reddit, and the girl IAMA AMA was amazing! She confirmed the McGangbang, the McBitch, the McAwesome, Coning, and Doughnut Piping. Funny girl. Should be writing comedy. But no, she's going to college and getting an education instead.... And rocking Reddit.

As a person who has worked in the hospitality industry part-time steadily since I was 16 years old, I relate. Strangely I do it now for the same reasons I did it in my 20's, to meet people, and make money. And by people, I mean men. Not long ago, a couple.

The first nightclub I worked in, came about due to a horny club manner who past me on the street one day, and the second nightclub I worked in, my female boss was the first to say, "Get paid to hang out, meet boys, socialize." And that has been my hospitality motto ever since. If I work here, will I meet people I'm interested in? Yes? Where do I apply! Once that resource has been tapped out. I leave.

I have an intense sex drive. Curious since I was around 13 or 14 years old. I love the high of being horny. I can't tell you how many times I've thought, "If you only knew how much I would love to have sex with you right now." While waiting on a guy.

I'm sure  "Shalene" doesn't have the same motivation working for McDonalds, but her stories are awesome nonetheless.

It's why I laugh when party promoters ask me to Bartend for them, Host, help them set up party nights, look, the sexual kill thrill isn't there. Do I want to have sexy with you? I may have, which will spark communication, but the desire (for the pursuer) generally passes within a few hours, and if you're not paying me to be there (to help you make money) well...

Blame my female boss for corrupting my work ethics.

"You mean to say, I can get paid to do this?"

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