Love the skunk!

I have short hair. This is how I look now. Short hair. I'm letting the white/grey hair grow completely out. Natural. My friends have heard me talk about doing this for at least two years now. It's drastic. I know. I'm presently not dating anyone so the only person this effects is me...

 

And acquaintances who really, really, really, really hate it, apparently.   

 

 

 

 

In six month I'll be on a beach in a retro bikini (I already bought it!) with, what I envision, will be THIS hairstyle...

 

 

 

 

 

But not first before cutting off even more of the old dyed black hair as the white grows out, which means for a little while I'll have THIS hairstyle...

 

 

 

 

  

 

Just...

Love the skunk!!

Ok let me explain.

When I was a little girl there was a cartoon called Pepe Le Pew. Pepe, was a male skunk. A lovelorn, romantic, affectionate, bouncy skunk. I love Pepe!

Enter: Penelope Pussycat. 

Penelope, is a fluffy female tuxedo cat. One day Penelope Pussycat, unknowingly walks under wet white paint that leaves a white streak on her fluffy black kitty tail. Not aware of the new white streak on her tail, she is horrified when Pepe Le Pew, a skunk, happens to see her, falls passionately in love with her, and from that moment on relentlessly pursues her.

Today such relentless pursuit is called stalking. A very serious crime. But when I was a little girl it was called proper entrainment for children. 

Anderson Cooper, is my celebrity hair wannabe. I can only hope to be a (granule) as attractive as Anderson Cooper, when my white hair truly blossoms out. Until then, I have become Pepe Le Pew, a streak of white hair on black mane, COMICALLY trying to get you naysayers to like it. Love the skunk!

 

And since I'm having a Google Image JPEG lust-hair-affair with an openly gay man I will never meet, Anderson Cooper, including for those of you who don't know who Pepe Le Pew, is, I'll use images of Pepe Le Pew, to better illustrate the accurateness of our romance...

 

                                    

                               Anderson Cooper                   Me

 

 

 

                                   

                                  Anderson Cooper      Me

 

 

 

 

 

                                Anderson Cooper        Me

 

 

 

 

 

                    Me                 Anderson Cooper

 

 

 

 

"Come to me my delicate little flowerpot! Do not run! There is no escaping. Zee cabbage does not run from zee corn beef!"

Figuratively speaking, dear acquaintances, I am Pepe Le Pew! 

Love the skunk! 

 

 

Furthermore, I think there might be some "hair correlation" due to color.

 

I found this on Google Image. We had the same hair color when we were both younger. Mine was a shade darker than his, but still...

 

 

 

 

He started going white at a much younger age also. But look at him now. Wow.

 

 

 

 

 

White hair on men gives them a more mature, sophisticated, distinguished appearance. Agreed. But that's just hair. The reality might be something else entirely?

 

Have a little vision. It'll look smoking hot on me too!

 

Love the skunk, my delicate little flowerpots!