She eyeballed me. Closely. First at my face, then at my hair. Then at my face, and then at my hair again.
Don't do it. Don't you do it, lady.
She wanted to. I saw her lips beginning to curl the words...
But then she stopped and just scanned my Stella's
At last! I wasn't carded! I've arrived! So this is what puberty feels like!
I suffer from J. FOX MULANEY SYNDROME.
Not a real syndrome. But if it were it would only be described as: Those who suffer from not being able to physically age past 12 years old.
(Fine. Mentally too.)
Now that I'm letting my hair grow out, I don't get carded. Asian girl with white hair. In six months I'll be mistaken for a hooker but what's the worst that can happen? Meh. So I make a little extra pocket cha...
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