Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Hairy muffins?

There's an alias for you. I'm sure it's been done.

"I don't shave my vagina because I don't want to look like I'm twelve!"

Honey, shave it! You're a grown woman in your 20's, 5'3, with nipples for tits. THAT'S why you look like you're "twelve" years old. Letting your vagina hair grow, doesn't make you look older, (if anything) it just makes you look like a (creepy!) twelve year old with a thick bush. Guys jerking off to you aren't pedophiles, they're pedomuffins.

Guys...

Don't be a pedomuffin!

Proviso: Don't be a pedophile either. I guess what I'm saying is, someone get that woman a boob-job so she'll stop feeling so self conscious.

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