"Hey I've got a joke for you."

He says. "How can you tell if the boyfriend is gaining weight?"

Um. I have no idea. How?

"When he can no longer fit into the husband's clothes."

Ok.

I have no idea what to do here. Do I laugh?

"I thought that was pretty funny" he says, chuckling to himself.

I'm confused.

It's really early in the morning. I'm in the laundry detergent isle at Ralph's. Is this a pick-up line? Are you having a situation? Do you need assistance? Is your wife's boyfriend gaining weight? I don't get what's going on here.

Hey, I have legitimate question. How come it's so hard finding sugar cookies? Just plain old fashion sugar cookies. My friend asked me to pick some up. Where do I get these?

Not even the Girl Scouts, sell sugar cookies.

Racists.;)