Parlevu France?

Poquito. Of the Spanfrenglish dialect, or lyrical Haiku free poesy... lect.

"What is crazy girl?" They asked.

Is this like a knock-knock joke? I don't do knock-knock jokes.

"No! What is a crazy girl?" they ask again.

Me and my friends after 7 bottles of wine... ?? (Okay, okay just me.)

"Crazy girl! Sunset Blvd!"

Ooooooh Crazy Girls !!

"Si! Si!"

Strippers! Bar! Pool! Dancing! Dj's! Good times! I used to live behind that club on Detroit Street. I knew a few girls back then who worked there and we always brought the party over to my place and boy if the walls in that apartment could talk, why....

I lost the French people in translation. This is why I don't do knock-knock jokes. My answers are too long.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Girl with a skateboard.
Girl with a skateboard who?
The girl with the skateboard who hangs out on Yucca Street just east of the liquor store; she always wears her hair in one solid braid twisted to the left of her head; and she carries a green glitter skateboard, who knows why, because of the few dozens times I've seen her around the Blvd she never actually rides the skateboard, I always see her cradling it in her arm like a doll... Hey, where you going?

So,

Yeah,

No knock-knock jokes.

Crazy Girls! Exotic Dancers!

 

But it's true, you can't say too much, whenever we Americans talk to people not from the U.S. we must simplify everything.

Crazy Girls

 

A place to see strippers

Girls go there to strip
You go to watch them strip

Strippers

 

 

I've also learned that if you point out your index fingers in front of your nipples, and make circular swirly motions with said index fingers, it's the universal symbol for tassels! It's fantastic!     

 

One day I'm going to perform an xxx-rated mime show. Not sure where. I'm thinking Amsterdam... or Wisconsin. 

p.s. I love Crazy Girls. Always a good time!