Saturday, August 17, 2019

Be happy with nothing

Check Your Head πŸ€•

Dear ex Navy Seal, with big ideas

You rather a dog, smart he may be, take the place of actual law enforcement when there’s a school shooting? 

Really? 

Wow

Yeah. No.

Do these dogs have opposable thumbs to shoot a round of hellfire into the gunman? 

“I rather it be the dog, than a kid.” He said.

OR

How about actual law enforcement, hence the title of their occupation?

Having a trained military dog in schools isn’t going to stop nutjobs. It merely sounds like you want dogs to magically leap in front of flying bullets, much in the same way some other idiot had the bright idea to strap bombs onto trained dolphins to sink enemy submarines. But WHAT IF that dog or dolphin, like any living creature, has instincts and a mind of its own? 

We have a severe mental illness epidemic, which I believe has the same origin as those convinced they are allergic to gluten. Do I believe that people who think they’re allergic to gluten may suffer from a little mental illness? Yes. Yes I do. To be so easily duped by suggestive selling... when medical professionals across the board have asked the one question, “Are you drinking enough water?” Not as a suggestion but as a matter of obvious medical scientific health (we) being primarily made up of water. 

Likewise

Speaking of mental illness 

What is the deal with men standing next to me and whistling while staring into their phones? Why are you whistling? Why are you standing so close to me? Why is this happening more than once? Just go about your business. You have nothing I want. If you need to whistle to get attention, you lack every personal skill that attracts me to a man. 

I really miss LA sometimes. See and be seen, is a foreign concept to people in Las Vegas. 

Before my time, men and women could pass each other on the street, stand next to each other, say good morning, nothing more, and move on, civilized. Nowadays if a man says good morning to me, his intention for doing so requires mace and a restraining order. 

People use words like “common courtesy” to exploit their personal agenda of desperate attention and immediate personal gratification. And they behave this way because human beings have become uncivilized. Look at all the garbage on the streets today. I thought the litter in Los Angeles, was bad. Nothing rivals the litter in Las Vegas. I have seen people, countless times, throwing empty cans, cups, and bottles on the ground rather than finding a trash can. If this is how they treat where they live, where they’re visiting, just imagine how awful they’ll treat you and your home. Human beings are so uncivilized. It’s become the norm. It’s not just that we’re desensitized, it’s that we’re decisively uncivilized. 

Back when I was young and adorable, when no one could resist me, I was still civilized. — Please. Thank you. Clean appearance. Clean surroundings. Minded my own business. Mindful of the people nearby. — You know, civilized.

Find the promotional source of gluten allergies and additionally you’ll find the source of so much mental unrest. No question. You know who you are. 


FYI. It’s not “the” Buck cherry. It’s one word, Buckcherry, and they’re a band. Oye.


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