❤️ RALPHTHEREX

The best valentine on social media.

Twitter RALPHtheREX 

Especially 

After this bullshit message...

“How long u ben on website 4?”

Go fuck yourself. You’re 40 years old and this is how you write someone? 🙄

Help me Ralph! This idiot couple have written me four times in the last 24 hours and apparently when someone deletes their emails it sends a message to their zombie brains to write again, and again, and again...

I just want a job calling numbers out at Bingo games. Then come home to my handsome bruiser kitty cat Miso. 

I think Aramis and I are making a coffee table book of our hobo chronicles. We both have stockpiles of beautiful images taken over the years and many travels. He’s getting edgy cuz of all the cat stuff I’ve been doing lately. I know. I know. I’ll get back on track once I move Miso and me into a proper domicile. 

I wonder if this is how HELLO KITTY got started? 

I could do a line of handsome little bruiser cat cards? He might need a tougher name than Miso. 

Hell yea that’s my kitty. Mission accomplished, BITCH.