Monday, July 30, 2018

Hypnic jerks

Dear India, why are SO MANY of you friend requesting me on Facebook? I know exactly ZERO people in India and I’m perfectly ok with that.

Friend request? Yeah. No.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Where do I begin? Can we just have a grudge match between Ocasio-Cortez and Cardi B? We all heard the Cardi B Uncle Sam tax rant, right? “What ya’ll niggers doing with my fucking money!”

You speak for all of us, Ms Cardi B.

Ms Ocasio-Cortez, your response? 

Something about Warren Buffett paying 15% like his secretary... oops, no, that didn’t make sense... she meant reverse tax rate... oh shit, no, um... she meant to say raising corporate tax 28%.... 

Fuck. Lost her train of thought.

And then every Democrat in the house did a facepalm at the same time.

I live in Las Vegas. I have a 1 bedroom apartment for $1,050 a month. In a ghetto neighborhood. With ghetto neighbors.

In Los Angeles the same one bedroom apartment would be at least $2,500 a month. In a ghetto neighborhood. With ghetto neighbors.

First of all, I didn’t expect to live this long. But I did. And now I have to deal with it. 

I’m divorced thank god, single thank god, and employed thank god. And by god, I mean me. 

I have to make plans. Old lady plans. Solo. 

Just because I look freaky weird young, the fact is, I’M NOT. When I’m 55 years old I plan on living in a designated 55+ elderly community, should I live another six years, that is. I just want to be around people my own age. 

My point is, people my age, in my position, only care about money. That’s it. That’s all. Money. I love my friends but beyond a place to crash and paying some bills, I can’t help them. Their asses are equally on their own. 

Do I care about fixing 2 trillion of the budget in ten years? Um. Let me think. In ten years I’ll be almost 60. Therefor. No. 

I have zero problems giving to our military and first responders FIRST. Taking care of our military/veterans is my #1 political priority. The moment anyone says they’re for cutting military spending, can suck my dick. Military spending is more important TO ME than taking care of children that aren’t mine, that I never wanted. Dig? I don’t have children, all things considered, I couldn’t afford them the lives I would want to give them anyway. It’s called being responsible. Perhaps you should have given your children the same consideration before squeezing them out into the world, before relying on other people’s money for their healthcare, tuition, etc. 

The reason these countries have “free healthcare” is because citizens of that country pay a ton in taxes. And if you’re new to America, allow me to inform and/or remind you, conservatives, republicans, independents, democrats, and Cardi B, love their money!         


“What ya’ll niggers doing with my fucking money!”

I don’t like Ellen or Oprah, but I respect their right to capitalize on - whatever it is they do - that nets them 3.2 billion, and 450 million. 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, made a fool of herself in front of the very people who’s votes she’s relying on, by (among many other things) forgetting about the millionaires and billionaires of her own party. Tax them 28% more AND cut military spending just to save a mere 2 trillion dollars out of the deficit you say? 

Um


Cardi B, your response?

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