Monday, April 30, 2018

nuts and butts

People who say Summerlin, Nevada, is like Beverly Hills, clearly have never been to Beverly Hills. There is nowhere in Summerlin that resembles even close to Rodeo Drive. However, in between Peace and Tropicana on Fort Apache, beyond the (what I call) sand houses, it just feels like there should be an ocean. There’s a familiar kind of breeze that reminds me of Venice, an ocean breeze. I miss Venice, sometimes. My 1 bedroom apartment here in Las Vegas, is still $1,500 cheaper than a 1 bedroom apartment in Venice. And if I ever return to Los Angeles, I could only live by the ocean.

Since December, 2017, I live by the Las Vegas strip. I don’t dig it AT ALL. I miss living in an actual neighborhood but for now it is what it is. And if I get this job that’s near my apartment I have no reason to move.

I tell men the same thing I tell all men who are looking for love in Vegas, meet a girl who’s Vegas born and happy living here. Why? Because women like me who moved to Vegas, especially from LA., moved to Vegas for one reason, and one reason only, to make money. That’s it. That’s the only reason why I live here, to make money and save money. Technically I guess that’s two reasons. 

I advise men in Vegas who are looking for girlfriends to ask women they are interested in these three questions. 

  1. How long have you lived in Vegas?
  2. What do you do for a living?
  3. Where do you do it?

That’s it. These three things will tell a man in Vegas everything he needs to know about any girl here.

That’s why #Vegasborn is a thing. So locals can find other locals. 

In my older age, I’m a hostess, in the traditional sense. I like hosting. I like making sure everyone’s glass is filled, everyone is happy, I introduce this person to that one, and surround myself with beautiful things and beautiful people. 


This is where I am in my life. To some it may sound superficial but it’s better for everyone to know what’s up right out the gate, right?

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