Be my Frankenstein

First of all...

M. Night Shyamalan

I know what his name is. Calm down. It was an accident. I'm a huge fan. I write these idiotic blogs on my phone. But we're all still cool I called Metallica a bunch of whores, right? Ok. Good.

Note to self: Do NOT misspell M. Night Shyamalan, ever (ever) again or feel the wrath of Shyamalanians everywhere!

Mr Gordon stopped by my work and gave me a dozen beautiful Valentines Day purple roses...

And

His copy of X-Files The Event Series, I wanted to borrow

And

Oddly

His copy of 'The Entity' he wanted me to watch, and thought I would like because we have plans to see SPLIT written and directed by...

What's his name again??

Oh

Right

M. Night Shyamalan!

And

To return my movie Sense And Sensibility, which Mr Gordon claimed to really enjoy. I don't know? He might have? You never know.

To summarize, a dozen purple flowers, ghost rape, aliens, and Jane Austen. --And if that doesn't say be my Valentine, NOTHING does.

"You were wearing purple at the Huntington. So I got you purple roses." Mr Gordon needlessly explained. "I have no idea what your favorite color is, and red roses, well those go to my late wife."

Understandably.

If you've never seen 'The Entity' it's loosely based after the true story of Doris Bither, who claimed in 1974 the ghosts of three Asian men raped and attacked her, in her Culver City home.

I'm not sure how Doris Bither knew the ghosts were Asian, except to say the ghosts seemed "small" and there was a foul stench. See, you can say that about Asians and no one goes batshit crazy parading in the streets and starting hashtag movements. BUT accuse three black ghosts of rape, and the next thing you know, bleeding heart liberal middle aged blonde white women from here to Kalamazoo will start campaigning against black ghost racism #blackghostlivesmatter!

Oh, and in case you missed it, here's Louis Farrakhan bashing the Clintons https://youtu.be/cu41CPQw0hg

Aaaaand how can we forget (civil rights activist) Jesse Jackson calling New York "Hymietown"
Washington Post Hymietown

Where was I?

Oh

Right

Rape

Doris Bither claimed to have been raped by three Asian male ghosts and Hollywood made a horror movie out of it because, let's be honest, it would totally suck as a porno.

I'm curious as to WHY Mr Gordon thought The Entity was similar to the movie SPLIT? One movie is about disassociate personality disorder, the other is a really awkward Valentines Day date.

But...

I'm getting to know my new friend Mr Gordon

The Whammy Drawer

A Tale of Two Gordons

Ladies and gentlemen, the Huntington

Happy Valentines Day ghost rape!

What's the next holiday?

St Patrick's Day?

Well that should be.... I mean, how do you top Valentines Day ghost rape?

Leprechaun rape?

Wait

I think I saw that movie.