"Won't you come, and wash away the rain?"
You know I was kidding, right? Right??
I get the "black hole" sanitizing principle. So typing the word "censored" over the black holes you guys were already using as censors, is just...
First of all, does no one on your staff own Illustrator, or Photoshop... or a smart phone?
Also...
The only reason I keep my Twitter page is because I have a long time crush on Mister Cook, and he posted a pic of himself naked, and he just adopted the cutest little puppy, and posted a video of the little guy running in slo-mo to Led Zeppelin, and even though I'm not a Led Zeppelin fan at all, he's just the cutest little puppy, and I'm a sucker for hot guys with cute little puppies, and...
Anyway look, at a point in my life I just hang out with my friend, family, people I love, make random observations, and have a place to occasionally post some naughty pics.
It's the cutest little puppy EVER!
AND if people drinking before noon bothers you, whatever you do DO NOT meet us at the beach this morning!
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