Monday, November 30, 2015

"One two. One two. And through and through."

One pilot. Correction, one Russian pilot. Two Turkish pilots over Syria....

Still...

U.S. Officials Should have no opinion. Be peace makers. Not antagonists. 

I don't know how Russians feel about Turkey right now but, I love how the U.S. reports on how this will effect Turkish tourism. "Fuck humanity. Turkey has a Hard Rock Cafe, you must see!"

Ok, I don't (really) know if there's a Hard Rock Cafe in Turkey, or not, but...

I can't take our Officials (too) serious when most of the men appointed probably abide by the "ten second" rule. 

Ten second rule, according to some men: Food is still acceptable to put in your mouth if it's been on the ground for less than ten seconds.

And why you will never be invited to my woman cave. This pains you terribly. I know. I know.

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