Penis preservation!

I like it when middle aged white bitches use "black penis preservation" to make themselves seem enlightened and useful.

Look,

You want to preserve the black penis, preserve the whale!

Wait. Is whale penis black? Great. Now I have to Google whale penis. Just one more weird Google search. Whatever. You guys at Google should be used to it by now.

I got Filipino friend, who would pay top dolla' to see whale penis.

Top dolla'!

Top dolla'!!!

What was I talking about?

Right

Whale penis.

Did you see the documentary Blackfish? Fucking assholes. Violently rip a beautiful living creature out of its natural environment, cage it, torture it, and force it to perform unnatural tricks for profit in front of a paying audience and then act all surprised when it killed that white bitch who was training it?

Huh

Sounds vaguely familiar

BBC?

I like white men. I just do. Big white beautiful dick. BWC, if you will.

If anyone should be mad it should be Asian guys. While I have found some Asian men rather handsome, I've only had sex with one 1/2 Japanese (1/2 white) guy, on cam, who was incredibly hot, hung, and extremely talented at making yummie pies. :D

Mmmm pie.

I don't look at Asian men in a sexual way. I just don't.

But where's the outrage? WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE??!!

Ridiculous.

I was at an adult club one night, and as soon as my date went to the bathroom these two male adult performers approached me, one black, one white. The white guy (I recognized) says, "You know who this guy is, don't you?" he says pointing to the black guy.

Nope. No clue. Just one more dude swooping in on a girl the second her date leaves for the men's room?

"C'mon! He's a famous porn star!" the white guy says.

So?

Sorry darling. I know who (you) are but I didn't know your friend was an adult performer too until you told me. Either way, I'm not interested. In either one of you. Now get lost. Both of you's.

Both men walk away shaking their heads.

Who cares what that stupid white bitch says. I'm not into fucking black dudes. Or Asian dudes. Or Hispanic dudes. So there. I said it. Out loud. On the internet. On Google.

Who (the fuck) cares?

I can be friends with anyone, ANY COLOR, provided I have enough in common with them and we truly enjoy each other's company, but that doesn't mean I want to fuck them, nor should anyone feel like shit if they don't want to.

Sticks and stones, love.

But by all means keep telling people what they should, and should not do, eventually you're going to run into a black girl who will be more than happy to tell you to mind your own fucking white ass business. Maybe not online, oh but most definitely to your face!

Rest easy NAACP, that white bitch GOT THIS.