Tuesday, August 5, 2014

I.O.U.

Can we please make this U.S. currency? So I guess all the fraud detection services, the making of new bills, pens, and scanners were all a huge waste of money? 

Hold on a sec, let me put on my Ramones tee shirt.

Ok. There.

Now I can properly vent.

You can make a cash deposit at Chase so long as it's into a Commercial, Treasury, or Investment bank accounts. But try to pop a few hundred dollars into a Personal account, and I have to find a 7-11, which is not a big deal, I like 7-11, I get my lotto tickets, Absolute Zero Monster, plus I learn how to say, "You break it, you buy it!" in about 14 different dialects, which... in certain "situations" may be useful to me one day!

What pisses me off is how they treat their Personal account holders. Everyone's a criminal. Everyone. This new policy pretty much accuses every Personal account holder of having "dirty" money. Guilty until proven innocent.

But,

If you have a Commercial, Treasury, or Investment account, well... c'mon those guys are always the innocent, moral, and generous pillars of society! Cash deposits welcome!

I understand the concept of fraud protection. I get how it works.

Just pony up a couple billion of those Fraud pens and you'll be fine.

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