And then she...

"Drifted back into the darkness from whence she came."

I'm not kneeling. I'm really that short. Terrible for concerts, but good for finding keys, earings, and other random things I'm constantly dropping. 

My photographer friend asked me, "Why do Asians always throw the peace sign in their photos?"

I don't think I'm flashing the peace sign. I think I was saying, "Two!"