even the Acknowledgements.
SICK CITY by Tony O'Neill
Brilliant.
All I can to add to that is,
WTF do you have against Asians!!
In SICK CITY Asians didn't even make junkie/prostitute status!! You made the girl with one arm a stripper!! A stripper!! She's got one arm, Tony!! One arm! Have you ever seen a stripper with only one arm working at Crazy Girls?? Not that there's anything wrong with a one arm stripper, but the Asians in your book, one is a beautiful transgender. What, an Asian girl can't be beautiful without a penis?? I'm so screwed. Like it isn't hard enough for me as it is!
And another Asian you wrote about about may as well be this guy!! Although I do admit he does make some catchy songs. And there was nothing quite like witnessing a bunch of half naked sweaty sex starved anxious people on a makeshift dance floor bouncing "the pony" to Gangnam Style on a Saturday night swingers party.
Ok you know, I was going to go all "race hater" on you, totally call you out, but please, how about a little equality in your next book? That's all I ask. Asian. Junkie. Prostitute. An Asian junkie prostitute teacher playing "chopsticks" with one of her underage female students. Know what I'm saying?
I would totally make a white guy a serial killer in one of my stories. (Statistically most serial killers are white guys but fiddle-dee-dee that's besides the point!!) Equality!!
No need to be gentle. We can take it.
Hey,
Look,
We all make mistakes,
You're forgiven.
Now,
Please excuse me for a minute while I defuse a very delicate situation among the Asian communities...
Abort mission!! Abort mission!!
Key in torpedo cease fire code!!
(Alpha!! - Bravo!! - Niner!! - Charlie!! - Delta!! - Echo!! - Poo Poo Foxtrot!!)
Ix-nay the An-play!!
"The Peking ducks fly south for the winter!!" I repeat "The Peking ducks fly south for the winter!!"
Wow. That could have been messy.
I hope to meet you some day.
Discreetly of course,
I mean... Because... you know.
Until you straighten things out with the Asians.
If you need some inspiration my phone number is (310) 45....
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