Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Are we girlfriends now?

No. No we're not.

Club/event promoters, we're not friends.

We won't travel down the road and back again.

I won't help you move. I won't loan you money. And if you call me at 2am I'll hang up on you. 

When I click the "remove me from our list" option, it would be nice if you actually did in fact remove me from your list,

And not,

Instead,

Ask me to Bartend, or Host, 

"I can't pay you, but... "

(I just deleted your email.)

Because,

The thing is,

I have a stocked bar at MY house. 

I know,

Shocker!

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