Christmas Fraudulence!

My job is to bring the Apple Pie. I take my job very seriously. Family traveled from distant lands to celebrate the holidays with us and we're lucky to have them.

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!

We come from the land of the ice and snow;

From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow;

The hammer of the Gods will drive our ships to new lands;

To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla I am coming!

When it comes to Apple Pie we have options. I could have gone to one of the many pie restaurants and picked up a delicious Apple Pie; I could have gone to my neighborhood grocery store and picked up a holiday Apple Pie from the fresh baked goods department;

But no!

Instead...

I opened up this...

 

And then did this...

 

That's right I used my oven!

Once I cleared all the empty wine bottles out of it, I baked!

 Well, I kind of baked.

Technically they baked.

 

 

Apple Pie fraudulence!

 

Merry Christmas! Shhhhhhhh!