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Christine thought this was going to be about her. 😉

Nathan The Cat Lady, says the Meetme app is cool AF so I'm doing it! Look for me under SEXISYUCKY or PAYME or GTFoutofhere!

I love Nathan the cat lady. Every girl should have a Nathan in her life. I do. My long time het-met spirit cat glitter Queer, EriQ! The Q-tee! Mr top Q-uality! The Q to my S! Paws up foreva.

Bon Jovi tickets go on sale here in Vegas. Ticket prices reach $755 per. You'll pay $755 for Bon Jovi, but expect to sexually harass women for free? Fuck you, Las Vegas. Fuck you. Fuck you, until the end of time. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you.

Give me Bel Air, CA. Where the limos rock my artsy cock! Chicks with sticks! You love us. We love you back.

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