You men

You make it so difficult. You all think I just sit around waiting for you with nothing to do. 

Getting to know you is supposed to be fun. Enjoyable. Dare I say pleasurable. But it’s NONE of those things when I’m busy during the day with my business and you nag me to death all day long about stupid petty shit. 

I am starting a new business. I have a business partner who does not live in the same state as me, nor does he appreciate deadlines or other business hours of operations we rely on. Which requires me to chase after him all day long. Plus I have other things going on as well. My days are jam packed stressful to say the least. That is why when I tell you, “Hey sorry but I’ll have to get back in touch with you later.” It in fact means hey sorry I’m busy now and I’ll have to get back in touch with you later. But no. You men. You can’t let an afternoon go by and let me do my thing. You gotta poke, text, poke, poke, text, nag, text, poke, poke, nag, text. 

Jesus FUCKING Christ. I’m busy.

Getting to know you shouldn’t feel like a second job. And it always does. 

I don’t have time for little chit chat text messages during the day. I’m sorry you’re bored. I got things to do.

I was going to meet someone TOMORROW at 11am, but he just absolutely had to know at 3pm TODAY where that was going to be. Fuck. I don’t know, honey. I’m busy. I’ll have to get back to you. But no. He had to know right NOW at 3pm. Can you give me some time? I’m busy right now. Can I get back to you? No? Well now I’m not meeting him. Irritating son of a bitch. 

You men. You take all the fun out of getting to know you.