Tuesday, August 15, 2017

If you're wrong I get to pee on you. Deal?




Oh hi. 

Hello. 

How you doing?

Well as you can see the grey-silver-platinum old lady hair is coming in nicely. I'm thinking of starting a Facebook page for it. I know a certain rockstar/ex-pornstar/personality extraordinaire thinks HIS hair is all the rage, but no, no, my sexy friend. People send me hate mail, hate text, and start topics in forums about how much they hate my hair. You get a few "likes". Meh. I get threats of being abducted, held down, and shaved bald. --I'm assuming they're talking about my hair. I don't have hair anywhere below the neckline, so... it would be a total waste of duct tape otherwise. 

State of the nation! Nothing bands people together nowadays like hatred. Grrrrrrrr!!! Racists!!! Grrrrr!!! KKK!!!! Grrrrr!!!! If you guys start making babies over your hatred of little old Asian ladies with grey hair, please name your kid after it. Thatgook Ihate Johnson. 

And another thing...

Stand up during the national anthem. It's not protesting when you sit during the national anthem, it's being disrespectful. There's a difference. If you love a country enough to hate the leader of the country, then show your love for the country and stand for her, and social media your hatred for the leader. A country needs all it's good hearted people to stand for her. Unless you're saying you're not a good hearted person, and are merely sitting during the anthem to be a self promoting dick, then in that case go fuck yourself.

Me personally, I'm going to lay a military serviceman, or police officer, of fireman... or two, or three... at the same time... or so I hope. 





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