A whole $100 dolla dolla dolla's!!

Fantastic. Some guy just offered me $100 to make an "amateur porno" with him "splitting all the profits." Sweet! Where-oh-where to spend that $2.67??

SOoooo whatarewegonnacallit?

"Grandma's drunk and naked... again"
"Where did I leave my teeth??"
"Grey's spread eagle aneurism"

I have a young face. No wrinkles. Smooth soft skin (everywhere baby!) and 15 months ago I was carded yet again only this time to see an R-rated movie. God damned freak of nature. --But, I'm OLD. Get it? Still adorable, sarcastic, and fucking dope, but OLD.

I just want to look my best. That's it.

Last night an attractive woman (in her mid 50's or so she said) with grey/platinum hair like mine but longer in length, no wrinkles on her face either, asked me how old I was. I told her. She was initially surprised I'd let my hair go grey at my age but understood. And then she asked how I felt about it.

I love my hair color. And now that my hair is growing back out, I love it even more. I'm never coloring it again. Never. This is it.

I asked HER how she felt about her grey hair, and she said, "I've never been hit on by more 20 and 30 year old men in my life. Not even when I was in my 20's and 30's!"

Same here.

But

For me personally, it's kinda creepy (unless you're queer and fabulous, and then I'm genuinely flattered.)

I wish I had the courage to give her my phone number. It would have been cool to have a sister grey hair girlfriend. She seemed really nice. South American, I think. Perhaps Spanish. Sexy accent. Stylishly dressed. Kinda artsy. Intelligent. Well spoken. If ever I go lesbo, that's my girl.

Being "retired" from stupid younger LA days, it would be cool to have a girlfriend to share (this) experience with. --My girl friends will bleach and color their hair for life, and all the more power to them. They look wonderful. I'm just not in that particular headspace anymore.

And maybe it's because my face still looks like a 12 year old, with no makeup on, that I don't care. Plus, I live by the ocean. I spend every day above 65 degrees at the beach every day I can. No one here cares what your hair looks like. I only go east of the 405 for loved ones, or if I'm being paid (more than $100 dolla's), if there's an emergency, and if... well no that's pretty much it.

How much will it take for me to go east of the 405? In a few years I won't even remember where the 405 even is, so who cares.