Hammer... From beyond the grave

I'm giving it one last college try this morning. Pieces of this bookshelf have been cluttering up my work space floor for two weeks.

"Everything you need is included. Tools. Everything."

Lies! No tools. And the instructions have no words. Just third grade caveman drawings.

According to the drawings (I think?) I need a hammer. I bought screwdrivers and managed to put in TWO screws. Then I saw the hammer drawing.

Hardware store opens at 9am.

Upon searching hammer costs there's a $240 hammer on sale for $219. For a hammer?! Is this a magical hammer?? Stiletto TBM14RMS 14 oz.(something something)...

I'm not paying $240 for a hammer.

And...

 I never want to hear another man criticize how much I pay for shoes.