This guy & his tranny

I appreciate start-up companies. I appreciate the hard work, risks, and sacrifice it takes to believe in something so entirely, it is all you sleep, eat, and breath.

Having said that...

I've never ventured into a porn production company. In this day and age with Snapchat, Tumblr, Skype, file sharing, and every other $2.99 phone "Carlos Danger" junk app, I don't know how that start-up would work. And neither do some of you, but I love you for trying!

I've received about 5 emails from a guy who is desperately trying to con people into believing he has a porn production company. I would love to tell you what he's calling it, but I'm not going to. Instead I'm going to share with you some photos of his "talent" or rather his "bait".

Of all the pictures, of all the women, THIS is the photo he chose to send me of his "girlfriend" to bait me into meeting them https://instagram.com/p/BGHUzghpLBI/

He swears she's not a tranny. Look, I don't care. There is NO WAY I would ever take 20 minutes of my time to meet (that) for coffee, I don't care who that is.

And THIS is another photo he sent me presumably of him https://instagram.com/p/BGHU16PpLBU/

How are you not embarrassed?? Even as a joke, it's bad! And technically I didn't have to blacken anything out except Instigram says I have to...

YOU and your pretend (whatever the fuck this is) https://instagram.com/p/BGHUzghpLBI/ need to stop emailing me. And stop stealing other peoples' pics! I know those emails are from you also --because I'm smarter than you.

I have a Tumblr account. I just didn't know what to do with it. Blog? Erotic stories? Jackass, unicorn swinger edition?

Hmm...

I just got an idea.

(Legal, clear your afternoon!!)