Saturday, August 29, 2015

Sexxxy muthafukkas!!

Coffee Bean, the new "it" spot for couples to pick up single girls? I had to dodge in, charge my phone, drink a large iced green tea, and within those 30 minutes, three different couples (the male half) struck up light chit-chat. One guy pulled up his girl's skirt, stuck her ass in my direction, she pulled her skirt back down, he pulled it back up and spanked her ass in front of me, she pulled her skirt back down, and held it down.

Um. Yeah. We're in a heavy foot-traffic Coffee Bean, so...

And now...

All the women are dressed in short sexy summer dresses. All the men are dressed in white tee shirts and blue jeans.

My date didn't get the memo! He's dressed nice. And your women are checking him out!

Either there's a "theme" we didn't know about, or a West Side Story, production just let out!

Note to self: next time charge phone at Starbucks!

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