I have never quite understood why people assume if I'm online, I must be online for them. I don't know, you better text me 20 times just to be sure!
And,
I've decided to join Ashley Madison, just to fuck with people.
I'll reply to every email but only with just two or three sentences, one of them being, "I don't know what you're talking about?" And if they're stupid enough to write back, I'll just paste the same reply over and over. I could probably make a drinking game out of it. I could make a drinking game out of a shoe. Have you played "Shoe?" It's like "Quarters" but without the quarters... Or cup.
(Shoe!)
In closing,
I loved it when people wished me Happy Easter, today. In my head I heard, "Happy cup of soup!" Awesome! "Happy cup of a soup, to you too!"
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