Jenner gender fender bender

Yeeeears ago. I had a friend.

Just the one. It happens sometimes.

This friend said he was friends with Bruce Jenner. But that was back when Bruce Jenner, was still known (albeit vaguely) for being an Olympic athlete, on the box of Wheeties, and on the covers of Sports Illustrated, and Playgirl, magazines.

My friend spoke of Jenner regularly. Every time we got together, actually. Jenner was the only friend my friend ever mentioned.

"My friend Bruce Jenner..."

Instincts awaited my friend to ask, "Would you be interested meeting him?" But that never happened.

This friend of mine is the only guy, the only person, I've ever used anal beads on. Up close and personal. Being a very young, very curious girl at that time, I was willing to try it once, though the fear of accidental poo was a huge concern.

Huge concern!

Luckily no poo appeared.

Still, never again.

I will never peg a guy

Or use beads on him

Or a dildo

In other words, I fear the poo.

I would make a terrible gay man.

Back to my friend,

I asked him once how he came to learn he liked anal beads used on him, and he replied, "My friend and I were experimenting on each other with toys..."

"My friend"

It was the only time he ever said, "my friend" without the follow through of "My friend Bruce Jenner"

---- "Do you draw by memory?"

Yes. I did. Unfortunately. I remember visual detail for a very, very long time.

Even the things I never saw but put together through suggestion, I recall those images for a very long time.

And because Jenner looks the way he does now, every time he makes entertainment news, that's how I imagine him and my friend together.

I never should have used those anal beads on my friend...

I never should have used them!!