"So guys, today is Valentine's Day."
"You and I know this day is just about her."
"And if you live with a lady like I do, you gotta play the game to keep getting those treats and late night belly rubs."
"Sometimes all she wants is your undivided attention. No cell phone. No basketball game. No computer."
"When my lady starts talking I have no idea what she's saying, I'm not paying attention, but when I see her lips moving I just look at her like this and she thinks I'm the greatest tomcat alive!"
"But in reality I can't wait for that woman to leave the room so I can go back to sleep!
"I'm kidding! I'm kidding! What were you talking about sweetie? Shoes? Clothes? Hair? Was it shoes? You were talking about shoes, right? Have you lost weight? You're so pretty!"
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!
Love,
Ginger Pussy
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