Thursday, January 16, 2014

Fat Cat

I have a real blog coming (probably) tomorrow or Monday.
 
Last night we had Fat Cat - Pinot Noir
 
I love this wine for two reasons.
 
1. It's just a smooth low maintenance inexpensive good wine.
 
2. Then when I went to bed I dreamt I was having incredible sex with a famous porn star (name withheld)
in a gorgeous mansion, on a beautiful red velvet lounge, with 100 or so people watching us, when suddenly my partner, the famous porn star, whispered in my ear, "Turn around! Look who's behind us!" and, mid sex, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were standing directly behind our lounger. And while still "inserted" Brad Pitt started bro-mancing  my partner, "Hey man, so great to meet you!" Brad tells my partner, slapping him on the shoulder. My partner replied back, "I love your movies!" All while my partner is still "inserted". Then Brad and Angelina took a seat on a couch in front of us and watched, only now the whole thing was awkward.
 
Still a kick-ass dream!
Definitely drinking this wine again!     
 
 

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