What about hermaphrodites?

I don't understand bathroom laws. Ever been to Firefly in Studio City? Their bathroom is neutral. Men, women, whoever, peeing in stalls next to each other, washing their hands in sinks next to each other. No problem. So what's the problem? 

I've pee'd in mens rooms. 

Sometimes even in their bathroom.

(Ha! See what I did there?)

Aramis, are you tired of me saying "See what I did there" yet?

Oh I'm sorry. Not peeing. "Squirting." Says the scientifically researched data provided by the prestigious united institute of swingers and porn. 

You know what offends me? Women who after they pee, somehow manage to miss the toilet bowl with their used toilet paper, and it lands on the floor, AND THEN they just leave it there. On the floor! How did you miss the toilet bowl? How??