Not even about republicans anymore ;)

Save Tom Hanks! Someone start a gofundme page!  

Wow, you guys are seriously losing your shit.

Daily Show. I adore you. Then and now. 

But...

The mall pervert. THE MALL pervert. On record at THE MALL as being a pervert. 

I got kicked of Pizza Hut once for being a fire hazard. Long story short, Pizza Hut is not a good place to experiment with science. Not quite the same as being the mall pervert. Still falls within 6-degrees of separation. The Hut was in a mall.

I got kicked out of the Hut for doing Science, Neil deGrasse Tyson! Ain't that some shit? 

Mall Pervert.

Christ. 

Hey, do you know who Cat Stevens, is? He's a folk singer. A hippie. Peace, love, and happiness ala John Lennon, hippie. He even had a hit song called PEACE TRAIN, and "OOoh baby baby it's a wild world" and then...

Following 9/11, Cat Stevens, learned he was on a terrorist watch list when they turned his plane around upon discovering Stevens was on a no-fly list due to his Islam conversion in the 70's... as was reported by (WHO?) CNN.com. 

And here's a bit of what CNN.com reported...

"We are getting a little tired of this kind of Kafkaesque treatment of people, where vague allegations are made and actions are taken against individuals and organizations," CNN.com

Bear in mind...

Cat Stevens detainment happened shortly after 9/11. 

Nonetheless...

Stevens detainment was criticized by (WHO?) CNN.com

AND..

Stevens detainment was criticized by (WHO?) Jon Stewart of the Daily Show, on the Daily Show.  

But never mind all that...

Lets get back to... THE MALL. 

I'm not saying Moore & Trump aren't creeps, but you guys are (this close) to telling men to cut off their dicks.

For two grab-assy republicans, dems have thrown half of Hollywood under the bus. You've ruined careers. Not the careers of the two republicans, but rather the careers of people you once called your friends.

What's wrong with you people?? 

Hey, did you know there's girls online selling their virginity? You could report about that next. You're only 1400 years behind. Better late than never!

You know what you guys need, Church of Latter Day Saints. 

"You're not religious. Why does that shirt fit you?"

Because... Church of Latter Day Saints.

Until you guys STOP THE MADNESS.... Church of Latter Day Saints.

Actually I just want you to touch my boob. Touch it. Go on. Touch it, damn you!!  (but only if you're famous, and a democrat... and you promise to sign my yearbook.)