Nothing like an election to make life choices

You wouldn't think I'd need to pay someone $5,000 to confirm I've consumed expensive/good wine, but whatever, your world, if it earns me the silver pin, and title of Sommelier, I'll happily make $70,000 a year to insult your "unrefined" pallet!

"Say Father, you'll never get your congregation to heaven on cheap vino. The Vatican City, is said to have the best wine cellars in the world and look how holy THEY are. Just saying. What's good for the Pope, is good for your... you know, good for your... Whatevers."