Sunday, November 20, 2016

"No one thinks you're funny"

My dad (may he rest in peace) has monopoly on that sentence. THEY don't think I'm funny because we've never met. THEY don't know I'm only 5'2 and cuter than a bug's nose, AND that I stopped aging at the age of 14 ...

Both mentally and physically.

YOU don't think I'm funny because you have no sense of humor, and you were bred by Eskimos who kiss by rubbing noses. Not sure how procreation works among them but that's a porno I never need to see.

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