Indeed Sir Meat... uh... Sir Loaf? ... Sir, Mister Meaty... Loaf... ??
Huh.
Wasn't that song sung by the little red M&M guy??
Regardless,
I would do anything for love,
BUT,
I won't do...
THAT!
or THIS!
or THAT!
(I don't even know what this is???)
I definitely won't do THAT!
Huh. Interesting. But no.
Maybe... if I squint really hard?
I would but, if only they had them in pink.
(Motherfuckers!)
Sigh.
No. I guess there's still a lot of things I won't do for love,
I blame Meatloaf.
Not the singer,
Actual Meatloaf.
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