I know. Life's not fair.

Here I am trying to look older, or at least within 10 years of my actual age, and some women who need to look young for work... Seriously, how OLD is she??

Don't bother looking. You'll never find my painting.

A good makeup artist can remove (at least) ten years of hard living off your face. Even just a "decent" makeup artist. Caked on whore-makeup ages you by 10-15 years. Never understood why women do that. And only young looking women can get away with wearing cheap makeup.