Tuesday, February 16, 2016

It could've happened to you!

The first time (you) pumped your dick into a tree trunk, it didn't go down for hours afterwards! (You) could have landed in the ER too!

Some men have asked if I would pump my vagina, first of all YUCK!, and it looks like a giant vagina bee hive afterwards. I've seen videos. It's just... No.

If you only have ONE job, why mess with it??

"Dear University of Phoenix. I am interested in summer enrollment."

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