There's nice, and then there's MN nice

Can we go back to making bets with money. Do you know how hard it is to "Rob" your friend's house? Especially when his girlfriend has 30,000 photos of them at the Grand Canyon, in the living room alone. You know who you are! Personally, I'd be a little weirded out of my significant other took all those photos of me at the Grand Canyon, like they're never going to see me again. "Why you taking so many pictures, baby?"

Oh, you know, the insurance company likes photos. Ok, smile!

Season 2 of FARGO is up and running. Love it. Kirsten Dunst, who plays Peggy Blomquist, makes a perfect MN girl. Love this show. Plus now I've developed "a thing" for Patrick Wilson. 

It's gotta be the MN accents. It's like a mating call/homing device. Drawing me in. 

I lost 97% of my accent but regain it for a few days after each visit. 

The words "house" and "bag" have yet to lose the accent.

Bag

BAG

"Beg, or BAG?"

Oh friends think they're funny.

BAG as in you smell like a whoreBAG, or a BAG of whores, if you prefer!

And...

So I guess the state of MN really doesn't want any of it's residents to leave? You'll need a passport to fly (even) domestically? That's crazy. 

It's been reported in accordance to the Real ID Act, that passed in 2005, U.S. state drivers license and ID's are to be equipped with a "machine readable technology" chip, but Minnesota, didn't comply with the technology and so now Minnesotans will need a passport to fly out of state, even to California.  

Wait a minute!

Awesome FARGO starting season 2

No updated chip software

It still takes three to make a conspiracy, yes?

Should I be afraid to fly back to MN? Once they realize I'm one of theirs that has gone astray they might say, "No bitch, you ain't going nowhere!" Or rather it would sound more like, "Ok now Missy, you just hold your horses. I'm afraid we can't let you go, dontcha know. Hey now, my grandma just made these lemon bars, wouldja like one?"

It makes perfect sense that Minnesota branches of government don't want residents to leave the state. YOU are the economy. It's not like the Mississippi is bringing in revenue with use of barges packed with lumber and auto parts. I'm not even sure if 3M still stand for "Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing". I got the impression Caribou Coffee, was a better investment these days than post-it notes.

Either way, it's not like Minnesota is a heavy destination for tourists. They can't even declare it as the one state where President Obama, isn't welcome. Oregon stuck the American flag in that little gem claimed it for their own. 

I never thought I would see the day someone wasn't welcome in Oregon. "WE LOVE DREAMERS... just not the current president." 

Can all that fit on a license plate?

You know what would lift everyone's spirits, if them Mormon kids would put a #PORNKILLSLOVE billboard sign above Fabians house in Miami! 

How much would that cost? I've got some rainy day money to spend!