Some years ago, my girlfriends and I were madly in lust with this couple we called "The Beautiful Couple". They were regulars where my girlfriends and I worked. We saw them (approximately) twice a week.
The Beautiful Couple, were both blonde hair, blue eye'd Vikings from Finland. They were gorgeous. Chiseled. Natural beauties. My girlfriends and I text each other every time they walked through the doors just so we could look at them, admire them, hand in hand, smiling big perfect white smiles, hair flowing like supermodels, flawless skin, Adones-like marble statues. Gorgeous. Couldn't understand anything they said, but they liked the attention we gave them, and we loved giving it to them.
Then one day...
He started coming in alone. No gorgeous girlfriend.
It seems...
She was cheating on him and got pregnant.
They broke up.
My girlfriends and I never saw them again.
The end.
Way to fuck up a perfectly happy European couple, America!
Many years later...
As in a year ago, August, 2014...
I met another couple who I call The Beautiful Couple (II).
The Beautiful Couple II, are a beautiful Jewish couple with the best sense of humor! I adore them!
Slowly but surely I'm getting to know them. I found out they're Jewish because she rather loudly and jokingly threatened to divorce him, and he said to me, "Don't be afraid (Simone) this is how Jews talk to each other!"
Long story short, one day they started calling me their beautiful girl, and in return I call them The Beautiful Couple (II). To which, I was very flattered, until TODAY when...
He said, "You remind us of an actress but when she was younger!"
Gong Li? I get Gong Li, a lot. She played Hatsumomo, in 'Memoirs of a Geisha'.
"Who's Gong Li?!" The Beautiful Couple II, asked. I then go on to explain who she is.
The Beautiful Couple, were both blonde hair, blue eye'd Vikings from Finland. They were gorgeous. Chiseled. Natural beauties. My girlfriends and I text each other every time they walked through the doors just so we could look at them, admire them, hand in hand, smiling big perfect white smiles, hair flowing like supermodels, flawless skin, Adones-like marble statues. Gorgeous. Couldn't understand anything they said, but they liked the attention we gave them, and we loved giving it to them.
Then one day...
He started coming in alone. No gorgeous girlfriend.
It seems...
She was cheating on him and got pregnant.
They broke up.
My girlfriends and I never saw them again.
The end.
Way to fuck up a perfectly happy European couple, America!
Many years later...
As in a year ago, August, 2014...
I met another couple who I call The Beautiful Couple (II).
The Beautiful Couple II, are a beautiful Jewish couple with the best sense of humor! I adore them!
Slowly but surely I'm getting to know them. I found out they're Jewish because she rather loudly and jokingly threatened to divorce him, and he said to me, "Don't be afraid (Simone) this is how Jews talk to each other!"
Long story short, one day they started calling me their beautiful girl, and in return I call them The Beautiful Couple (II). To which, I was very flattered, until TODAY when...
He said, "You remind us of an actress but when she was younger!"
Gong Li? I get Gong Li, a lot. She played Hatsumomo, in 'Memoirs of a Geisha'.
"Who's Gong Li?!" The Beautiful Couple II, asked. I then go on to explain who she is.
Now, before I continue with my story...
Minor detail, I have an overbite. Slight. Not like sexy hunk, Guy Pearce, but similar. His is more prominent, and why he hardly smiles in pictures. He's so sexy. Anyway, I feel my overbite extended more on the left side of my mouth, so when I smile I tend to raise that that side of my smile more, making my smile crooked. Sometimes I like to walk around completely overlapping my top row of teeth over my bottom lip. People seriously get out of your way when they think you have buck teeth. I guess buck teeth=shotgun? Try it some time!
And so...
The Beautiful Couple II, said, "You remind us of this actress because of your teeth, smile, and energy.
Huh. No clue who they meant.
I'm burning the gears in my head trying to think of an Asian actress with an overbite, or buck teeth.
"Is she American?" I asked.
"Yes. Absolutely." The Beautiful Couple II, reply.
There aren't many American Asian female actresses, anywhere, so I have no idea who they're talking about.
Who are you talking about?
And so...
The Beautiful Couple II, said, "You remind us of this actress because of your teeth, smile, and energy.
Huh. No clue who they meant.
I'm burning the gears in my head trying to think of an Asian actress with an overbite, or buck teeth.
"Is she American?" I asked.
"Yes. Absolutely." The Beautiful Couple II, reply.
There aren't many American Asian female actresses, anywhere, so I have no idea who they're talking about.
Who are you talking about?
The Beautiful Couple II, then asks, "Do you know who Ellen Barkin, is? You remind us of Ellen Barkin!"
Ellen Barkin!!
Ellen Barkin!!
First of all, she's 61. I don't really have a problem with that part. She looks fabulous for 61. But I'm not 61 goddamnit!
Second, and a little more important, she a blonde white woman! I remind you guys of a 61 year old blonde white woman??
"When she was younger! When she was younger!" The husband specifies.
That doesn't make her any less of a blonde white woman!
Ok. I can totally see the resemblance in THIS picture. It's my morning selfie!
You two are awesome! I so enjoy our visits!
I see more blogs inspired by The Beautiful Couple (II) in the near future!
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