And another thing!!

You know those posts, "Looking for BBC to fuck my hot white wife!"

How are black men not offended by this??

You may as well sign up to work for Paula Deen's 'Southern Plantation Wedding'.

And another thing!

If we're going to get all touchy-feely with what other countries call their crappy pastries, then let's get offended at the English for calling cigarettes "fags".

And another thing!

CHINK is what Asians, call other Asians, who played the Japanese game Pachinko. PaCHINKo. Pachinko pinball. Chinks. Get it? It's not exactly an insult. It's only a half-assed ignorant attempt at an insult if you call an Asian a CHINK and they don't actually play Pachinko. Then you just sound like a stupid cunt. There are better Asian racist names! Christ, you people. Epic fail at racism!

See, this is where READING comes in handy, or owning a passport and traveling.

And another thing!

CRACKER isn't an insult against white people. It's what slaves called slave owners who crack the whip on slaves they owned. "Whip crackers." Cracker. And by the way, black people owned slaves too, furthermore auctioned off by black people, and those assholes were also called Crackers. But Sssshhhhhh! Apparently that's all a great big secret!!

HONKEY.

Hmm.

I actually have no idea how that one came to past.

But I sure do love calling Aramis and his hot ex-wife my cracker honkeys!

They just call me "crazy".

Which...

Isn't exactly an insult either. By definition it's a form of mental derangement.

And I just...

I just can't help it.

Medic!!