Observation. Two scenarios I witnessed over the past two weeks.
MAN and MAN
Man's dog runs into another man's front yard.
Dog owner: "I'm sorry! My dog likes your yard!"
The two men laugh.
Homeowner: "I like your dog!"
Dog owner: "My dog likes you!"
The two men laugh. Numbers are swapped. Connection made.
MAN and WOMAN
Man's dog ran into a woman's front yard.
Dog owner: "Hey Sorry about that! She's just full of energy this morning!"
Homeowner: "Your dog didn't take a dump in my front yard did it?!"
Dog owner: "What? No. She just ran into it. Sorry."
Homeowner: "Your dog needs to be on a leash!"
Then the woman turned her back and went into her house.
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