You can't hide

From the mighty Internet. No you cannot. I'm not on Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, or Snapchat, but HE found something I wrote in 2010. I completely forgot. Shoot. I hope there's no naked pics of me floating around...

What?

Really?

Goddamnit!

So just a few things...

1. If you're a porn director/producer and I've ignored your emails for the past (every time you've written me) this means NO.

2. Don't send your boytoys with minimum writing skills inviting me to have a mfm three way with you, the answer is still NO.

3. NO!

4. This is not a compliment, "Girl, that face! And your pretty ass pussy!"

FYI: My boobs are also phenomenal!

I'm going to call everything "pretty ass" today. As in, "I love your pretty ass necklace." And see how this goes over. I dunno. Maybe it's a compliment.

"Look at that pretty ass sunset."

"You have a pretty ass family."

5. My final thought until 1pm, if you're going to ask me if I want to be your "sugar baby" please have the courtesy to look like Richard Gere, circa AMERICAN GIGOLO.

Thanks! Have a pretty ass day!