Hey look, an ocean, outside my front door

How much is your apartment? $3,200 a month?

2 bed, 2 bath

But,

In Venice Beach, CA, that's considered "low income housing".

$1,100 a month? you may as well be homeless.

Because,

Not a single house in Venice Beach, goes for under one-million dollars.

Low income housing. Less than $3,000 a month. Who cares. 25 steps out my front door my toes are in the ocean sand.

Mission accomplished.