Everything is aw-summmm!

I don't know what their names are (I can't find their emails). Swapped a few say-nothing messages last week and nothing since. No phone numbers were swapped. I don't remember what time we said we'd meet. I know where we're meeting only because it's the swinger wine bar of Santa Monica.

[edit] And I just realized I don't know what they look like. Did I ever know?

In other words,

What could (possibly) go wrong?