Friday, September 5, 2014

The great wars of 2014

I have a new phone (and new phone number). It's an IPhone. Wow do people get emotional over their phones. It's just a phone. Relax. I've heard 20 debates over IPhones since friends learned I bought one. I'm just going to end up dropping it anyway. Protective case. Uh-huh we'll see about that.

"What kind of phone did you get?"

An IPhone.

"I hate Steve Jobs. What an asshole!"

Um. Ok. (You know he died, right?)

The mighty cell phone wars, are about as amusing as the great vagina wars.

Rage on America.

Rage on.

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